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Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

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I tend to value predicting the correct outcome over actually achieving the outcome I want.
I guess I wouldn’t rather be right than happy, but I’ll settle for the former if it means avoiding potential failure.
I use I-told-you-sos to cover up disappointment in my shortcomings, time after time.

fruit-sal4d:

Omfg the notes

(Source: gingershanks, via wendlatheradical)

  • normal person: so what do you like to do
  • me: listen to music
  • normal person: oh, thats neat, i like music too
  • me: no you dont understand

(via knightloras)

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

(via rosietheriveter)

The greatest love story the world has ever known.

(Source: poehlerizer, via tiggerdeangelis)

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